Time and time again I have began a project involving writing without rules. The time has come for me to follow a specific set of rules, which I will deem of the utmost importance, in order to create a website that will stand strong. My ultimate goal with this writing and all other sources of income I get, is to become a cyborg and advance my body beyond human capabilities. I will do everything in my power to succeed, so long as it is mostly legal.
Dick Cheney had a pretty advanced robo-heart until he got a new heart from someone he claims he does not know the identity of. The wireless radio that allowed you to access his temporary cybernetic heart was disabled because he is a super villain, and could not risk a “terrorist” hacking his synthetic “heart”. It was replaced by a real heart some years later. A heart transplant, by the way, will set you back $1,000,000 in case you were wondering. With all of the death Cheney profited from, it was pocket change for him. Hate him or really hate him, he was briefly one of the first true cyborgs as he was literally living off of a machine that pumped blood through his veins and had no heart beat during that time. Robotic parts are starting to really become useful, such as the one this little girl is utilizing for the first time in this cute video. Anyway, here are the rules:
- Everything published on this website will be completely NON-Fiction. This means nothing will be fabricated and will be told to the best of my knowledge with facts presented as plainly and concisely as possible, such as Dick Cheney and his fake heart. My opinion will exist along with facts because, there is no joy in just presenting facts if I cannot discuss them. NPR.com is a great source for non-biased publishing if you are seeking it.
- There will be as little negativity as possible. I say as little as possible because I don’t believe it’s possible for anyone to be positive or neutral all of the time. I will do my best not to write in a negative tone. If I find anything I write here is in a substantially negative tone, I will most likely not publish it.
- Everything I write must remain unpublished for at least 24 hours so that my psychological state does not propel something I have written into the public eye BEFORE I don’t fully realize the consequences of it being made public. What this means is that I will be extremely careful publishing what I publish, will fact check, make sure it doesn’t suck, etc. before putting it out there.
- I will take full accountability for everything I write. These are my words, after all, and they will not grace the public eye without me affirming I stand behind each and every letter.
- You, your opinion and your voice do not matter. By this I mean whatever YOU want written, whatever YOU want to read, whatever YOU think is important may not be important to me and will not change the direction of this website. If you have a problem with what I am writing, do not visit this page.
- No religion.
- No conspiracy theories.
- Only digital creations will be placed here. Analogous art does not exist here. This is a site that knows it exists in the 21st century and abolishes everything of the old days. This isn’t to say analog art isn’t important, but it is to say it isn’t important here, or even acknowledged. The only good charcoal and pencil sketches that exist, by the way, are of me.
- I will limit my cursing to only 3 fucks, 2 shits and 1 wild card “curseword” (including variations of each word) per post. Some posts may not contain any cursing at all.
- This last rule is the most important of all of the rules. I rule. I may change these rules at any time. However, you have my word I will do my best to honor the code I am laying down indefinitely.
- None of these rules apply to the Vidcast as it is purely for comedic purposes to drive book sales. I will do my best to stick to facts but no guarantees. 🙂
Die happy, Di11ingham